Mark Zuckerberg’s Stand-Up Career Not Going So Well

A visibly nervous Mark Zuckerberg shuffled his feet awkwardly and coughed into his microphone, after his third joke of the evening, an unnecessarily elaborate story about internal product codenames, ending with “This isn’t a Gmail killer, it’s a GigaBox killer!,” failed to deliver any laughs whatsoever to a disinterested audience.

According to the Facebook CEO’s mother, he shouldn’t be worried. “He’s such a handsome young man, and he’s so likeable. I’m sure that one day, he’ll get a laugh. He’s so funny!”

Zuckerberg will be performing at the local Chuckle Hut next Tuesday, at 9:30PM.