WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS THINK I’M SHOUTING AT THEM?

HELLO THERE. HOW ARE YOU? I’M NOT DOING SO WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM: EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I’M ANGRY AT THEM, OR SHOUTING. BUT I’M NOT! I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING? IT’S STARTING TO RUIN MY LIFE!

EVERY TIME I E-MAIL MY FAMILY, I GET INTO A FIGHT WITH THEM, EVEN IF I’M JUST TRYING TO SEE HOW THEY’RE DOING, OR TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER. BUT THEY KEEP TELLING ME I’M BEING SO MEAN AND SHOUTING ALL THE TIME. NOW I CAN’T GO BACK TO MY COUSIN’S HOUSE UNTIL I GO THROUGH ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES!

I USED TO TALK ON ONLINE FORUMS SOMETIMES, BUT I DON’T DO THAT ANYMORE; THE LAST TIME I DID, I WENT ON THIS GREAT COOKING SITE, AND WAS ASKING ABOUT SOME RECIPES. NOW GORDON RAMSAY WANTS TO KILL ME. HE SAYS HE’LL FILLET ME IF I EVER SHOW UP AT ONE OF HIS RESTAURANTS, BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY!

HELP!!!

THIS HAS EVEN AFFECTED MY ABILITY TO PAY MY RENT: LAST WEEK I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB AS AN ACCOUNTANT BECAUSE OF MY AGGRESSION ISSUES. BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY AGGRESSION ISSUES!!!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE THINKS I’M ALWAYS ANGRY, AND THAT I’M TRYING TO SHOUT AT THEM? HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE SHOUTING AT ANYONE WHEN I’M JUST TYPING ALL THE TIME? I FEEL LIKE I’M LOSING MY MIND, AND IT’S MAKING ME SAD.

HELP ME. PLEASE!