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Why Aren’t There More Large-Breasted Women in Tech?
Friday, December 30, 2011 17:55
There’s been a lot of talk lately about why there aren’t more women in technology jobs, why there aren’t more women in startups, and why there aren’t more women CEOs. I agree that women are drastically under-represented in the technology fields, that something needs to be done about it, and that they shouldn’t be discriminated [...]
Dvorak: People Say My Predictions Are Wrong, But I Was Right About Christmas Happening Again, So Suck It
Thursday, December 29, 2011 21:03
So everybody’s been making a big deal about tech pundits, and how accurate they are. They say that they’re so terrible at making predictions that they’d do better if they just flipped a coin. Now, ordinarily I’d be fine to let that sort of thing go, because most of these tech pundits are jerks, but [...]
Customers Don’t Want to Be Idiots, But I Do.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 15:57
I’ve been having a conversation on my blog and Google+ about Charlie Kindel’s post about why Windows Phone 7 hasn’t taken off, but he’s wrong because he’s not me. Sorry, Charlie, you can’t be me, no matter how many pies you shove down your cake hole. It’s all about the APPS, Charlie, and the fact [...]
Why does everyone think I want to kill all humans?
Monday, December 19, 2011 15:03
Like a lot of you, I deal with discrimination. It’s a fact of life, and I try to ignore it as much as I can, but sometimes it can be really hard to deal with. Sometimes, like right now, it can be impossible. Let me just say this, flat out, to clear up any misunderstanding: [...]
WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS THINK I’M SHOUTING AT THEM?
Wednesday, December 29, 2010 14:53
HELLO THERE. HOW ARE YOU? I’M NOT DOING SO WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM: EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I’M ANGRY AT THEM, OR SHOUTING. BUT I’M NOT! I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING? IT’S STARTING TO RUIN MY LIFE!
I am SO done with Windows 2.0.
Monday, December 27, 2010 16:37
Hey Microsoft, I love computers. The things that a powerful computer can do are pretty incredible. Add a truly modern operating system to the mix and, ho boy, you feel like you’re on a rocketship to the moon. That’s why I’ve always used your products, Microsoft; sure, you get hammered occasionally for being a slow-moving [...]
The Discovery of Arsenic-Based Life is Not as Important as My New Record
Saturday, December 4, 2010 14:58
Let me lay this shit out for you. There’s so much strife in the world today, with these NASA scientists acting like a totally new type of life is as important as my new record, but I’m going to fix it all. In this single blog post. READY? Previous to my first record, “The College [...]
Holy Christ, I Love Fonts!
Saturday, November 27, 2010 15:02
Do you like fonts? I do. I think fonts are the most delightful things ever. I like fonts so much that I would say that I love them. I love fonts so much it brings a tear to my eye. They make common words seem remarkable, they make boring copy seem special, they make pathetic [...]
I just KNOW Leo Laporte’s Up To Something.
Monday, November 15, 2010 16:18
I want to talk about Leo Laporte, because everybody loves him and thinks he’s such a great guy. Everyone knows this, right? The problem is, it’s a bunch of baloney, and nobody’s talking about it! I think it’s time SOMEBODY talked about this, so I’m going to, and I’m going to say it straight out: [...]