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Apple Set to Revolutionize the Publishing Industry with iBooks Author
Walt Mossberg Accidentally Reviews 29-Year Old Apple IIe, Calls It Revolutionary
Wednesday, January 4, 2012 15:06
The Walt Street Journal suffered a major black eye yesterday, after popular technology columnist Walt Mossberg accidentally reviewed a 29-year old Apple computer, and adorned it with lavish praise. Mossberg, who has written the Personal Technology column for the Journal since 1991, apparently grabbed a 29-year old product box from his closet, and didn’t notice [...]
Apple Rumoured To Be Working On Revolutionary New Versions of Literally Everything
Thursday, December 29, 2011 17:45
Thanks to a new post on The Unofficial Apple Weblog claiming that Apple will be unveiling a new line of mock turtlenecks in early 2012, the Cupertino technology giant, makers of the iPhone, iPad, and iMac, are now rumoured to be at work on revolutionary new versions of literally everything in existence. “It’s clear that [...]
Interview with “Skeuomorphic”
Sunday, December 25, 2011 14:41
Here at Satiritron, we consider our job to be the curation of history, so when we get the chance to speak directly with a powerful agent of history, we jump at it. Satiritron: “Skeuomorphic” is a brand-new word, created by Apple as a way to describe their design of software with visual flourishes that make [...]
No Details Are Still Available For Product Apple is Possibly Planning or Making
Friday, December 23, 2011 16:21
According to a recent article by the Wall Street Journal, there are still no details available about a revolutionary new product that Apple has long been rumoured to be working on, which might be an upgrade to the Apple TV, an actual television with Apple TV integrated, or something else entirely, perhaps. Apple executives have [...]
Steve Jobs: No New iPhone, Ever.
Saturday, April 9, 2011 1:27
Steve Jobs dropped a bomb on the entire tech industry today when he announced, in a response to a question about the rumoured delays of the upcoming iPhone 5, that the iPhone 4 is the last version of the Apple’s iconic smartphone that will ever be released.
I am SO done with Windows 2.0.
Monday, December 27, 2010 16:37
Hey Microsoft, I love computers. The things that a powerful computer can do are pretty incredible. Add a truly modern operating system to the mix and, ho boy, you feel like you’re on a rocketship to the moon. That’s why I’ve always used your products, Microsoft; sure, you get hammered occasionally for being a slow-moving [...]
Apple Announces Addition of Single Defunct Band to iTunes.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 21:50
Apple announced the addition of a single defunct band of unemployed Brits to its line-up of thousands of bands still producing music to the iTunes catalogue today. The Beatles, a British pop band that produced music from 1957-1970, is currently featured quite prominently not only in the iTunes music store, but also throughout Apple’s company [...]
Apple Discontinues Microsoft Windows
Friday, November 12, 2010 23:49
The computer world was shocked today when Apple, Inc. announced the discontinuation of Microsoft Windows, effective immediately. Long Microsoft’s highest-profile product, Windows is installed on over 1 billion computers world-wide. Despite a staggering 90% global marketshare, and a ubiquity that’s hard to measure, no new versions of Windows will be developed at all. In fact, [...]
Why There Is No White iPhone 4, by Steve Jobs
Tuesday, November 2, 2010 16:35
In this exclusive video, Apple CEO Steve Jobs explains, for the very first time, the exact reasons behind the delay in getting the white iPhone 4 to market.