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Washington Man Horrified to Learn He’s Steve Ballmer
TSA Hiring Sex Offenders to Administer New Security Procedures.
Thursday, November 25, 2010 19:24
TSA recently announced a new initiative, “Second Chances,” to hire registered sex offenders from across the country to administer the organization’s new, more invasive, security procedures. The TSA has come under fire recently for procedures many are calling invasive: new high-tech scanners are being used that can see through your clothes to not only locate [...]
US Patent Office Patented, Forced to Close
Wednesday, October 27, 2010 19:06
Last month the US Patent and Trademark Office issued a patent last for the US Patent Office, in a display of institutional incompetence that surprised virtually no one. Now, due to lawsuit from Leon Montiero, a sales clerk in Jefferson Springs, WI, the patent office itself has been found in violation of this patent, and [...]
Our interview with the Twitter Fail Whale.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010 20:52
Recently, Satiritron was lucky enough to sit down with the famous Twitter Fail Whale, to talk about his life and journey. Satiritron: Thanks for talking with me today. Fail Whale: I’m happy to, so long as you don’t ask me why Twitter’s down. Satiritron: What? Fail Whale: I don’t KNOW, okay? I never know why [...]
Apple Announces Revolutionary New Computerless MacBook.
Monday, October 25, 2010 17:40
Apple stunned the technology world yesterday when it announced the fantastical new computerless MacBook, the MacBook Clear, in a surprise announcement made to a select group of journalists on the Apple campus. “At Apple, we’re always trying to make a better product, to re-invision and re-imagine what it means to interact with the tools you [...]