Opinion — Monday, December 27, 2010 16:37
I am SO done with Windows 2.0.

I Sure Would Like Some First-World Problems!
Sunday, November 14, 2010 13:04
Boy, those new Windows Phone 7 phones sure do look nice, especially the Samsung Focus. Actually, all of the big smart phones — the iPhone 4, the Captivate and the Droid X — they all look really nice. You know what else looks nice? That sandwich you’re eating. Are you going to finish it?

Apple Discontinues Microsoft Windows
Friday, November 12, 2010 23:49
The computer world was shocked today when Apple, Inc. announced the discontinuation of Microsoft Windows, effective immediately. Long Microsoft’s highest-profile product, Windows is installed on over 1 billion computers world-wide. Despite a staggering 90% global marketshare, and a ubiquity that’s hard to measure, no new versions of Windows will be developed at all. In fact, [...]

An Open Letter From the Windows Copy File Progress Dialog
Thursday, November 11, 2010 14:00
Hey, it’s me. The Windows Copy File Progress Dialog. Can we talk? I know that you don’t respect me, and that you think I’m stupid. I know that, you don’t have to pretend that it isn’t the case. I know that nobody respects me, because everyone thinks I’m unreliable, that I can’t be trusted. That [...]
